The way I see it...

Darkness is spreading. It's a celebration, bitches. Enjoy yourselves.



My Guinea Pig is sick. My manager is very, very stupid. But the new special limited edition bonus topping that came on the halloween cookies was much better this year than last.

I think I'm getting carpal tunnel, or some crap like that. And I haven't gotten shitfaced in well over a month now.

Nothing but the truth...

It's official: Life Stinks. My cat died. My car won't start. I'm broke. And the pizza isn't here yet...