100 things about me part deux

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35. I got Dave's Insanity Sauce in my eye once. Ever been pepper sprayed? It's the same fucking thing.

36. I can't roll a joint by hand; I have to use a roller.

37. I can't roll blunts either.

38. I fought in the Battle of Seattle (WTO '99). Those fuckers gassed us without warning. The Insanity Sauce was worse. I refrained from breaking any windows.

39. It took a month after my 21st birthday for me to get sick. I pretty much drank to the point of oblivion every night that entire month. On that fateful evening, I had a mobile Long Island Iced Tea factory in my backpack. I followed those with some cheap ass beer, which I in turn followed with Bacardi Limon and Coke. Big Fucking Mistake.

40. I got hit by a car on Valentine's Day. Broke my shoulder and my thumb. And they gave me a jaywalking ticket.

41. I slipped on a steep ass hill (between 1st and 2nd on Madison. Downtown Seattle has some shitty hills) and broke my arm on September 11th, 2000. 3 guesses to which I consider a bigger tragedy on that day...

42. The newest car I've ever owned is currently 15 years old.

43. For the most part, I hate Japanese and European cars. They're too small, and I cannot, CANNOT, stand the fucking modified Hondas that litter our roadways.

44. My girlfriend says I play too many games and download too much stuff. She just needs to shut the fuck up and get over it.

45. The first concert I ever saw was Helloween, Exodus and Anthrax, on the Headbanger's Ball tour, back in like '88. I was 10, and my mom made my brother take me. He took me to our seats and then bailed. I saw some puke in the hallway. Anthrax Rokked!!!

46. The second concert I saw was Little Richard.

47. My third concert was Metallica. I left at the first encore, before I knew about encores. I could hear 'em playing 'One' while I was waiting outside, cause the bastards wouldn't let me back in.

48. Since then, I've managed to see: Motley Crue, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Guns 'n Roses, Slayer, Fear Factory and a whole bunch of others. Never been to an Ozz Fest or Lollapalooza though.

49. I saw Transformers: The Movie in the theatre.

50. I've seen it probably over a billion times on video.

51. I stay up too late too often.

52. I hate cooking.

53. I was in a movie (as an extra). Never see it. It's called "Born to be Wild". Think "Free Willy" with a gorilla.

54. I hate most of the people I went to school with.

55. I've sold drugs to teachers. A teacher at least.

56. I've only seen Episode III 3 times so far.

57. When I delivered pizza, I was calling carrie on my cellphone. I paid a little too much attention to the phone, and ended up driving through a traffic circle, and plowed down a sign. I went back later that night and took the sign home.

58. Me and a few friends took some acid on Halloween night and stole Britt's pumpkin. He was rather upset, but we thought it was so funny that we sat in the car in front of his house and laughed for like 5 minutes straight. We then decided we were going to bring him a better one. we took someone elses pumpkin, and threw it in his yard later that evening.

59. Taking his pumpkin became a tradition for like the next 7 years.

60. I am 110% positive that my driving is better than everyone else on the road. I can't stand how others drive.

61. I found out the hard way the psilocybin mushrooms and hard liquor dont mix. I took some mushrooms, and then started drinking. I forgot that what i was drinking was liquor, and shortly thereafter alternated between laughing hysterically and crying hysterically. I havent really enjoyed taking mushrooms since.

62. I was a cub scout, all the way thru Webelos.

63. I was the bus driver in the Rosa Parks school play (wearing my cubscout uniform and a cowboy hat [we designed our own costumes, and there was a den meeting that day anyway])

64. My invisible friends name was Casper. I'm guessing he was the friendly ghost.

65. I fucking love s'mores.

66. I've been accused of worshipping the devil more than I've been complimented on my dashing looks.

67. I have a terrible addiction to pudding rings.

68. For the most part, I have an addictive personality.