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1. If you were a celebrity, what kind would it be (movies, tv, literature, crime, etc)?

Either a Hollywood Caliber actor, or the lead singer in the first br00taL Death Metal band to achieve pop status.

2. Which other celebrities would you make a concerted effort to try and be around?

The ones who know where to score the best dope. And the ones that drive best when drunk. People like Steve-0 and Roofus.

3. Which other celebrities would you avoid like the plague?

Boy Bands, Ben Assfleck, Ashlee Simpson, Richard Simmons, Slipknot

4. Which celebrities would you date?

Paula Deen, Bill Gates, The Olsen Twins (before they were famous)

5. What would be your “Celebrity Cause”?

Reducing the legal drinking age and age of consent by 5 years each.

6. Since celebs always get off, what crime(’s) would you commit?

Sell Crack. To blind kids.

7. What would be the name of your tell-all book?

"Jesus Fucking Christ"

8. Tag 3 people to do this poll.

The Kraken
Uncle Jay Razz
Bear

9. Link to the post that tagged you.

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