A Gmail/Google Talk game... OR "Let the Hate flow through you."

So I hear that the only way to use GoogleTalk is to have a Gmail. I'm going to exploit this event to get rid of the invites that have grown putrid and vomitrescent from lack of use. I've got plenty. And they can now be yours. With one slight stipulation...

I want you to make a comment about the person you hate the most. I'd appreciate that you be as detailed as possible. Not with info about that person you hate; naming them is optional. I just want you to tell me why you hate them. Even better, I'd like you to tell me how you'd like to express your hatred to that person. Would you torture them to death slowly, or would you just like to tell them you're angry? I want to know this, and I will reward you.

If the gmail invite is of no consequence to you, then name your price. I will see if I can fulfill your request.

After you agree to our pact, I can give you your invite 3 ways:
A: You can email me (left, in the sidebar or profile)
B: You can IM me, and tell me where you want it sent (once again, in the sidebar or proflie).
C: I can post a link to the invite (but someone might snatch it before you do, and then you'll have to talk about your 2nd most hated person).