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Does Tickles Tapeworm have to choke a bitch? (Part I)
I'm gonna fucking kill her, I swear. Who the fuck gets all in tears over sitcoms? Especially when the last few seasons sucked ass, and they decided to make the last episode some shit where they tell you they lied about the whole series? I'll fucking tell you who. Fucking Carrie. Jesus Christ, the show has been over like 8 years, and she starts to hyper-ventilate at the mere mention of that last show. I wish I would have known how screwed up she is when I met her. But then again, what do you expect from people who steal boxes of Franzia from Safeway?
I try to tell her that she's just being nuts, and she gets even more freaked out. I ASK her to not fucking cover my mouth when she doesn't like what I have to say, and she gets even MORE freaked out. My next option is to grab the Miracle Blade (they cut through bone, you know). She's just lucky I don't have a back yard to bury her in.
I still Love her, though.
And at least she's not a cradle robber. ;)
posted by 
@ 12:58 AM
tape.. i feel for you! i just dont know how you do it day in and day out.
carrie you scare me.
tickles you pickle.
blah blah blah.. stop whining.
it was a sad show. I can't help it if you're a heartless bastard who never admits to having an emotion.
and if you don't want to me to cover your mouth, watch what the fuck comes out of it ;)
love ya <3
hahaha omg you are CRUDE tickles! and here i thought you were mr.sweet. what show was it she was crying over?
st. elsewhere? wait was that the 80s. i think that was all like a dream or something. (not mine, that was the finale)
rofl @ cradle robber
im afraid to say what show, for fear she'll read this and start thinking about it.
I would like to know what show you're talking about as well...
jane.. I KNOW! see how mean he is?!! :p
OH GOD NO. you wouldnt understand if I told you cos you just don't know what that show meant to me. I watched it every week for as long as I can remember and then it got really fucking bad but when I see that last episode, or even mention it, I get all depressed (I'm actually tearing up now as I type). and then tapeworm MAKES FUN OF ME. I swear to god I'm gonna kick him in the nuts.
You see the shit I put up with?
PLEASE tell me it was "Life Goes On". I don't care if it's true or not, I just want to hear it.
I accidentally saw an episode of that show once. The tard was near the woods and was actually petting a wolf. The family saw this and was freaking out telling "Corky" or "WaterHead" or "GeneticDisaster" to get away from the beast. The kid just looks up and smiles and says "it's a good wolf daddy", and continues to pet.
I bitch and moan about reality shows, but I would have loved if this were one. Seeing little Corky getting his faced ripped off by a canine would have been phenomenal.
I'm confused. Was it a current show or an old one? The thing about finding out in the last episode that they've lied to you through the whole series makes me think of 'Newhart' but I don't think Bob Newhart has ever made anyone cry in any way... Ever.
But then your saying its been over like 8 years makes me think 'Sienfield' (I bet I didn't spell that right) 'cause it went off about that long ago.
We all need to know the show so we can decide if its worth us ridiculing her over, lol.
Next time she tries to shut you up, let her cover your mouth and shit and pretend you're gonna shut up then when she moves it, scream "DON'T FUCKING CENSOR ME, WOMAN!". Then as she's drawing back to slap you, say what you were gonna say. Then duck.
I'd say you could use my back yard but my dogs would dig her up... They're fucking crazed. They've brought a deer head into my yard before. And a huge catfish. Bitches can hunt.
-=The Prynce
If your dogs ate Carrie's rotting corpse, they would burst into flame, because she is pure evil. Just like in Time Bandits.
Believe me, I try to move, but she is relentless. If I try to block her, she comes after me with a lighter.
I'm delerious right now, because I have to sleep with one eye open. I always have to make sure I have a blunt object within my reach, just for protection.
It'd actually be cool to see my dogs burst into flames...
Speaking of which, they're assholes. At like 3AM last night, I heard a strange sound of one of my dogs outside so I go out to see what's up and two of my dogs had a huge black dog down on the ground trying to tear his throat out. I got the other dog free and made him run away, but then the two who were beating him up started on each other. Laughing Boy had blood all on his snout and mouth and teeth.
Just make some OC mace. I made some once before and kept it in an old eye drop bottle that I modified a little to make it spray more of a mist than a stream. I'm paranoid so I carry shit like that all the time. lol.
When she grabs a lighter, grab a bottle of breath spray of colonge or something and spray it on yourself and let her light you. It'll look painful but if you out it fast enough, you'll be fine. That could make her feel guilty but it could also make her happy and start lighting other places.
I'm gonna shut up now.
Merci.
-=The Prynce
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