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Does Tickles_Tapeworm have to choke a bitch? (Part 1.5)
Well, I can tell Carrie is on the rag again, since she wants me to move out because I told her to put her shoes on. Yeah, it's definitely a Tuesday. She's just lucky that we still have a coupon for The Fair for later in the week. But fuck, now I missed George Thorogood and the Destroyers. And all 2 or 3 of their songs I know.
Did I mention that Carrie has completely lost her mind? You see what one fucking sitcom does to her? We have corks on all our forks, and I have to keep all the knives locked up for my own safety. And lately, she's been telling me that she can hear the computer talking to her...
I need to find a new job soon, because the bill collectors have started taking my family members hostage. To all prospective employers reading this: You can replace your non-productive employees with a non-productive employee that's funny sometimes. And I know how to make my workspace look cool. I'm down with McPhee.
I might bitch about how FUCKING INSANE and SADISTIC and CRUEL Carrie may be, but I still love her. Sort of.
And at least she doesn't fake typos for sympathy. ;)
posted by 
@ 9:52 PM
I never told you to move out. I said I didn't think we should live together anymore :)
you're driving me to drink.
maybe if you'd get out of bed before 3pm and stop worrying about what shoes I was wearing I wouldn't have to have dreams about stealing shit and robbing the cradle.
ba~~291
You wack cunt! Who's the one that sleeps next to the alarm clock? You knew what fucking time we were supposed to get up, and you know I can't see any fucking clocks when I'm in bed. I don't give a shit what kind of shoe you wear, as long as you get it on your foot in a timely manner.
And what's this with you robbing the cradle? That was one of the qualities I loved about you; now you've gone and destroyed it.
Bitch.
you two are made for each other
spot lying. i meant to say stop, actually... just go to the GDF'N fair and fuck with some clowns, but at no cost what-so-ever use the public bathrooms/port-a-shits. I personally hate the fair i'm sure for the same reasons you two seem to have such an affinity for it--> it's a disgusting freakshow appearance of all the people that you remind you on this one day of all days why you never saw them before. so enjoy the fair, carrie... put on some damn shoes, tickles... take Tylenol Cold and Sinus daytime every 3 hours untill you find that you are half-assedly gainfully employed. Trust me on this Rx here, it really works.
i also agree with croaker, cause he has the reaper on his avatar.
If god can talk to Bush, why can't the computer talk to Carrie?
You may ont have to choke her. just uncork the forks.
re: jane
a computer has A face... god doesn't, remember? ROFL!!!
Oh god
metaphorically.
as for Carrie losing her mind, what good is a mind that can't wander? It will come back when it starts to dry out. they all do.
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