Enough is Enough

I'm so sick of political and religious blogs. Rooting for your favorite political party or deity holds about as much worth as rooting for your favorite contestant on American Idol. I'd rather read a billion more mommy blogs than one more god or government one. Thanks to BlogExplosion, I have to read said crap for at least 30 seconds at a time. And there seems to a lot more of them lately.

Please Help Us...

Please help us find Ling Ling's head. We very much miss Ling Ling's head, and can need it back as very quickly as can.

Mmmm Mmmm Good

Is it wrong to put whipped cream on chocolate covered cookies? If it is, then I don't wanna be right.

I love Thai food. Crispy Garlic Chicken especially. They should change the spiciness with waves instead of stars. 1 wave, 2 waves, 3 waves, etc. The hottest could be called, what else, Tsunami!

Frickin' Jamba took the Strawberry Tsunami off their menu. I guess some people were upset that there was a drink with Tsunami in the title. What the fuck? The damn smoothie didn't kill anyone. Why can't I drink it? Lazy bastards only took the link off the website; the nutritional info is still up.

I really want some Krispy Kreme too. I wonder if it's too late for some hot ones...

Oh Yeaaaaahhhhhh!

Randy Savage kicks ass. Hella.




There's a serious lack of good Macho Man pictures out there.

Go and buy his rap album. Really.

Micro$oft covers their own ass...

They just put out a beta of some anti-spyware that's supposedly pretty good. Only for folks with valid copies of Windows though. Grab it while it's free. It's on the frontpage of their site.

As if I needed them to tell me...

I AM 97% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com

it's B.

Ca$hing In

Yup, I sold out before long before you ever heard my name.

Click every single ad on my page. Click them often. The more ads you click, the more beer I get to drink. I'm praying for enough revenue to be able to take up smoking crack, but that's kind of optimistic.

And be sure to bookmark me for whenever you need to use Google. That little search bar up there is just as good as the one on their page, except it might just mean an extra Bong Hit for me. IT even opens in a brand spanking new window, so you can stay here and use it over and over...

This just dawned on me...

Doesn't Blogging sound like an alternate term for farting? or puking?

"Oh man, who just Blogged? It reeks in here!"

or

"I was at this kickass ragin' party last night, and someone totally Blogged all over my shoes and legs."

One of the only non-offensive posts you'll see here...

You should switch to Firefox. Why, you ask? Because, it's "Faster, Safer, Better". I guess. I just like how it looks compared to IE and Netscape. Tabbed browsing is a plus. I still haven't tried Opera.

In fact, here's some incentive to use it. This place has offered an easy way to speed up Firefox for broadband. It really works, and it was incredibly easy to do.

Firefox, it's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.

Did I mention that there's a handly little link to get it on your left?

Yeeeeeee Haaawwwww!!!

Does the entire Blogging world consist of Mommies and Daddies, Political Extremists and "Bible Beaters"? Where are the rest of the a$$holes like me? The Internet is strictly here for entertainment. Who gives a rat's ass about serious issues?

Being the immature jerk that I am, I'm going to let you know what I think about tsunami relief. I think it's a joke. I mean, seriously, when did Thailand help me out with my rent? Where was Indonesia when I was in the drive-thru, and came up a little short. I had to cancel my freakin' fries! How could a tidal wave even come close to that? Take any bit of change you were planning on sending to the "victims" (of who, God?), and send it over my way. I guarantee you, I'll spend it on cooler stuff than they would. And what about "The War in Iraq"? You know, Iraqi soldiers need support too. It's not easy blowing up mess tents you know.

The back of my throat started to hurt today, really bad. I could barely swallow. Now that's a tragedy.

I AM 48% WHITE TRASH! The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.com

I guess I need to try harder.