So You've Decided to be Evil?

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

Destroy my blog!

Click here to take this crappy blog out!

Oh Siggy...

I know how dumb I am Doc. I think you need to quit pretending.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, go see sigcarlfred.blogspot.com. You'll soon come to understand.