Thursday, April 20, 2006

My feet fucking stink

Dude, wearing dress shoes ish teh ghay. People who think that a person is more professional because their clothes cost a lot and are uncomfortable are fucking morons. The clothing I'm required to wear has no effect on how I perform at work whatsoever. I don't enjoy wearing the clothes they want me to. What does that say about me as a person? It's like a disguise. It feels dishonest and wrong. I probably wouldn't give a fuck if they just let me wear my fucking basketball shoes.

He is hater of the rotten Earth
He is the nova that will drape the sky in woe
We drink from his poisoned water
He is lord of those who dwell bound in sickness
Spitting vomit in the face of faith
Cleansing us who must atone for being weak
We drink from his poisoned water
He is the shadow cast upon those defiled

Victorious call
It will not befall
No salvation is free
Death comes beckoning thee
Encircle thee
Voices come in wind
Son of perdition
You come beckoning me

The sky embedded in the death of a nova
Effigy is seen in a second of light
No voice in the crack of his mouth
Bastard son of God


Yeah, it's some filler, but it's still some awesome fucking lyrics.

Breeding Death
Resurrection Through Carnage
Nightmares Made Flesh

If you've ever sat there and thought to yourself "Gee, I'd like to listen to some Death Metal", these albums hold just about as much validity as Morbid Angel's 'Altars of Madness', because anybody who's anybody knows that. Seriously. Check out some Bloodbath, brought to you courtesy of Metal Central, Metal Music and Information Super-Highway Road Rage.

If gay people can be a protected class, so should people with tattoos. Not tattoos of naked women and Weed leaves and your dead homie's name, and shit like that. Just the more artistic and neutral designs. Why must I hide in shame because I've chosen to add permanent ink to my flesh in visible places? I'm sorry, but taking it in the can is as much as choice you have to make as poking needles tipped with ink into your skin. And we all know buttsex is what being gay is all about.



Happy 4/20, cunts.

Blogger captain_howdy_girl shat out the following...

No comment on the gay remark but the tat thing is nuts.
I was at a coffee shop a few weeks ago. I was sitting there minding my own business and two really, really fat chicks sat down at the next table wearing their polyester office duds. Now these were the kind of fat chicks who would not have a pretty face even if they lost the weight if you know what I mean. Ugly chicks hate me.
The only thing they could find about me to "fake" laugh at was a visible tattoo. It was so forced and phony and they looked from me to each other over top of their giant lunches. I was finished and had to be somewhere so I stood up and stared down at the instigator with a smirk on my face. She really got scared, I was kind of surprised. I thought I was going to need to give her a talking to but she dropped her head, turned red and moved her chair away.
Anyway, I was looking for a chance to tell the story

April 21, 2006 2:11 AM  
Blogger x0r shat out the following...

i approve Tickle's msg and choice of albums. it's fkn tr00... anyone that knows anything about death metal and esp contemporary metal knows Bloodbath is the digs. if you like death metal, like REAL DEATH METAL ABOUT EATING CORPSE FLESH AND DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN FLESH EN MASSE, but yet a masterful project, with unique sound (??? is that possible???)... just fkn listen to bloodbath. by the people who brought you Opeth and Katatonia (no shit).
and more on topic, ONLY WHEN WE ARE DEAD WILL WE BE TAKEN ON MERIT AND NOT CHOICE. EOL.

April 21, 2006 11:30 AM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm shat out the following...

those are probably the best comments ive gotten :D

April 21, 2006 6:56 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl shat out the following...

mine was better. I did some shitty bowie for you

April 21, 2006 9:44 PM  
Blogger Kabooke Quantum Fighter shat out the following...

have you heard capharnaum?? theyre are my fave tech metal band right now. although lamb of god is still my number on genital tickler.

April 22, 2006 4:53 AM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm shat out the following...

I'd probably like Capharnaum more if the vocals didn't sound so Metalcore. Crotchduster is way better than Capharnaum anyway. I can't say I really care for Lamb of God. To be fair, I didn't really give them much of a chance. I just think I like my metal a little heavier than they play it.

April 22, 2006 12:47 PM  
Blogger x0r shat out the following...

blogmad's databases got FUKT and lost a bunch of people's info, like mine. apparently blog trafficing services are just doomed.
instead of lamb of god, try listening to Today is the Day, Mastodon, Giant Squid, Agolloch, Origin, Velvet Cacoon, Cephalic Carnage, Dying Fetus, Byzantine, Cannibal Corpse, Nile, the new Fear Factory, Leviathan, Nargaroth, Obituary, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, system of a down, glass casket, arsis... hell, even atreyu if you wanna go that route... if you want to support some actual artistry and expression of the hard/dark persuasion. soooo much more and better music than what they feed you at bestbuy or wherever popular music is rendered from now.
seriously... just listen to some strapping young lad or any devin townsend and you'll remember or realize that what you've /really/ been looking for actually exists.
thanks.
EOL.

April 24, 2006 12:24 AM  
Blogger The Ultimate Groupie shat out the following...

Just noticed something on your site about Blog Explosion. They deactivated me as well...unnessarily. I bad mouthed them on my blog, and that was the end of my membership. I am not sure what happened to freedom of speech. Worse than that, they were quite rude to me when they deactivated my account. So, I am with you on this!

April 30, 2006 12:08 AM  
Blogger JB shat out the following...

this is cool shit.

April 30, 2006 2:43 AM  
Blogger x0r shat out the following...

so kerrazy is down AGAIN?! shouldn't publish Tool's new album either i guess... i mean, that's my best guess. How many times can they get shut down before they get tired of redoing a whole new year's worth of work? losing Kerrazy is like losing the Library of Alexandria. i CAN'T be rebuilt if permenantly destroyed. i wish they would make some different decisions and be like, 'DON'T POST MAJOR LABEL SHIT OR WE'LL BAN YOU 4-EVER, ESPECIALLY IF IT HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET!'... legend has it that Fear Factory got fed up with it, etc.
if these bands want to get dat mwanee and shit, let them have it so we can have our freedom, cause they use their (potential) income to control us... AND THAT AIN'T VERY FUCKIN' METAL YOU DICKS! now i can't get my Cindytalk album(s) THAT ARE ONLY RECIEVABLE BY CURRENT OWNERS WHO REALIZE THE PRECIOUS GEMS THEY HAVE AND ARE GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS. YOU CAN'T GET CINDYTALK'S ALBUMS... PERIOD. a certain monument of dark music who resides namelessly in egypt was going to hook me up with their stuff after longing for these albums for??? oh... NINE FUCKING YEARS~!
EOL

May 02, 2006 8:31 PM  
Blogger Kabooke Quantum Fighter shat out the following...

the new tool is SIC! i know its not metal but the time signatures, psynchopated rythms. very unconventional, very tool, elements of meshuggah (especially the precussions). you gotta hear it!
anyway, come help me solve my sexy puzzle!

May 03, 2006 11:41 PM  
Blogger michele shat out the following...

Hey that dude left a comment
on my site...i'm so scared!
Stop by for a visit.

May 04, 2006 4:08 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl shat out the following...

when you and carrie never update it just reminds me I have no life because I update... blah

May 05, 2006 12:02 AM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm shat out the following...

xor: KT isn't down because of a band; they're updating the site. I think newer board software has been released or something. if you need to talk to said person in egypt, go to Rockbox; he's there as much as he is elsewhere. and youre not banned from rockbox ;)

kabooke: i havent liked anything from Tool since Aenima. I haven't heard enough Meshuggah to give an opinion. i even have one of their cd's, but dont ever find the time to listen to it.

michele: how bout a comment relevant to the post next time, ok? :P

CHG: Fuck, I can't ever think of a good post. my job isn't too bad, and there's no one there interesting enough to blog about. im not as photogenic as you, and the batteries in my camera are always dead anyway. maybe i need to drink more.

May 05, 2006 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Gorbachev and Khrushchev shat out the following...

Just a heads up, my friend:
I (formerly of Dr. Life lore) have conceived of a new and better blog. It is so ingenius that it will rock the entire world.
I may let you in on the secret when I get it going.
Take it easy.

May 10, 2006 12:47 AM  
Blogger spaewaif shat out the following...

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August 22, 2006 5:51 AM  

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